This journal has no purpose other than to exist. It was created to make the previous and now inaccurate journal leave my profile page. If you like, you can follow the instructions below to build me an army, but you don't have to, it's entirely your choice.
1. Get friends (you may have already completed this step!)
2. Wait for snow to happen (sorry Texas, you'll be waiting a while)
3. Wait for packing snow to happen (cause most of the time the snow kind of sucks for making armies)
4. Convince friends that whatever they're doing isn't nearly as awesome as building an army (no parenthetical comments for this step)
5. Put on warm and waterproof things and go outside (oops, we retract the previous parenthetical comments, as they are in error)
6. Figure out something that would be awesome to have an army of (having retracted the parenthetical comments for step 4, they are now correct, and we have created a paradox)
7. Make a lot of the thing you came up with in step 6 (cause otherwise it's not a terribly big army)
8. Post pictures (so I can see)
9. ???
10. PROFIT!
And there you have it, army building in 10 easy steps.












